You're kidding, right?

So I was browsing the Don't Date Him Girl website, where women can post pictures and stories about guys as a "warning" to other women not to date them. It's a funny site, and I get a kick out of reading the stories. Some women I feel genuinely bad for. And then there are some that make me wonder how a woman can be so stupid.

So anyway, this morning I stumbled upon this guy. Good ol' Kelly Bates. Now this posting raises two questions in my mind...


1. How the hell did he land the first chick with hair like that, a name like Kelly, and the willingness to pose for a picture holding a little white puppy. (Can we say queer?)

2. How in the name of god, did he find another chick willing to be with him, and therefore allowing him to cheat?

Seriously. What's this world coming to?