** The weather kicked ass, so I pretty much forced the girls to stay outside today ALL DAY.
** In the past 12 hours, Grace has:
- Swallowed a piece of hard candy whole
- Pinched her fingers in the screen door
- Choked on an ice cube
- Got hit in the face with a ball (Uh, yeah. This one is my fault.)
** I never told Grace that today was Friday because I had NO desire to take her to gymnastics tonight. None. We skipped it. I suck.
** I cleaned out my car today. Words cannot describe how disgusting that thing was. And now it's done. And it will be disgusting again in 2 days thanks to my oh-so-considerate children.
** Conversation with Hannah as I was sitting in my computer chair and she was standing next to me:
** I think I got the job. Maybe. They're checking my references like crazy, telling the people they need their responses "ASAP". Assuming none of my references tell the company I'm an alcoholic psychopath that doesn't actually ever work, I think they're going to give me an offer. (See? It pays to be a total ass in interviews. It makes the interviewers feel better about themselves.)
Hannah: "I have boogies. Where should I wipe them?"
Me: "Hang on. I'll get you a tissue.
[Wipes her face along the length of my shirt sleeve.]
Hannah: "Never mind. I got it."
** My sister got called in for an interview next week. (This is a very good thing.)
** My dad got a job offer today too.
** Apparently, it's Job Offer Week in my family. ;)
** A guy we know hung himself last night. His daughter, who is due any day now with her third baby found him in the garage. My heart is breaking for all of them. :(
** Watched "Flight Plan" tonight. Pretty damn good movie actually.
** Steve fell asleep 5 minutes into it. That pisses me off for some reason and does every time.