Friday, March 24, 2006

It's 10:30 AM...

...and so far...

  • Grace has had an hour-long tantrum that involved throwing things around in her bedroom, screaming, crying, and yelling that she doesn't want to go to gymnastics tonight anyway, so she doesn't care.
  • Hannah peed in her pants (and all over the recliner).
  • They both spent an hour playing the stupid kid-size organ that my jackass of a husband brought up from the basement last night. (Have I mentioned the thing has NO volume control and is permanently set to Louder Then Hell?)
  • Grace decided she wanted to shower with me, which means standing in the back, freezing my ass off and trying to soap up while she stands under the steady stream of steamy water.
  • Salinger flicked his head while I was giving him his meds and got really sticky liquid laxative all over me and my clothing I had just put on.
  • I have walked outside for 2 cigarettes and both times, Hannah has come to the window wanting something after I took a whopping 2 drags.

Is it bedtime yet? Or too early to crack a beer? LOL!

17 comments:

Janet said...

((((Allison))))

Amber said...

((you)).

Alien said...

LOL! I think we're under control now. Grace is eating a salad and watching "Baby Loony Toons" and Hannah is off somewhere being unusually quiet. Hmmm... perhaps I should go check on her. LOL!

EE said...

OMG, we are having the *exact* same morning (well, minus the smoking part ;).

Fuck.

And I *just* wondered to mysel if I should/can open a beer. I'll have one if you do! LOL

EE said...

Oh and usually when H is "unusually quiet" it's bc he's climbed up on my counter in the bathroom and is like eating my favorite lip gloss........at least that's what he did the OTHER day when I was on the phone and he was quiet. LMAO

mama_tulip said...

I have one of those organs too. Dave found it on the side of the road. It is the bane of my existance.

Dude, crack one open.

Mary said...

:( sorry your day is shitty. ((((HUGS))))

gb said...

It's after 12 now, so get started!!
I hope your day is getting better!!
{{{{Allison}}}

Melissa said...

Hope things got better. :)

Chelle Y. said...

I always know that when I am having a bad day, I should read one of my blog buddies post because I know one of you will have it worse!

You win today, Allison! :o)

Kim: The Mom, The Myth said...

Those days SUCK. All kids, all the time. Love 'em to death, but get outta my face for two seconds, wouldja??

LOL! I drowned my sorrows tonight with my pals Ben and Jerry--DH came home, took one look at me, and turned around for the grocery store, God love him.

Hope you got that beer (or five) and are having a better night!

Amber said...

Eating a SALAD?! How the crap did you get your little kids to eat a freakin' SALAD?? You must have the mojo.

Emily said...

Momma always told ya there'd be days like this....

(((Alien))))

Hope you are sloshing down the brew by now....

Chelle Y. said...

Salad is all I can get my son to eat sometimes. The kid should have been a rabbit!

Alien said...

LOL Amber! Not kids, with an "s". But kid. Grace loves salads. Lettuce, cucumbers, cheese, and either oil & vinegar, ranch, or caesar dressing. She's a little freak.

Hannah on the other hand, eats about 2 bites of food a day. (I'm not kidding.)

I have no MOJO. None.

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