Sunday, March 05, 2006

Fun stuff...

I found this fun website through CJ's blog. You type in a word and it cranks out an advertsing slogan. I first used CJ's idea of using our names. But then I got all inappropriate and started typing in all sorts of dirty words. I seriously haven't laughed this hard in weeks...


"Gotta Lotta Allison." (How the hell did it know there's a lot of me these days?)

"See the USA in Your Steve." (This made me almost piss myself laughing and I have NO idea why I find it so amusing.)

"Because So Much Is Riding On Your Grace." (I don't know who/what is riding my kid, but they'd better get off.)

I did Grace's name again and it came out with "Race for the Grace." Snort.

"Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Hannah." (Awww...)

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So then I started using other random favorite words...

Beer: "Stop. Go. Beer." (LOVE this one.)

Smoke: "The Smoke For All Ages." (That's right folks... even your toddler can now smoke.)

Fuck: "The World's Local Fuck." (Shit. They do know me.)

Ass: "Leggo my Ass!" (I seriously can't stop laughing.)

Assfuck: "Hungry? Why Wait? Grab an Assfuck." (Tears are literally running down my cheeks right now from laughing so hard.)

Dick: "You Too Can Have A Dick Like Mine." (Now I'm crying and pissing myself.)

Crotch: "Splash Crotch All Over." (Oh... My... God. Can't... breathe...)

Sex: "Daddy or Sex?" (I don't want to even speculate what this means.)

Nail: "Do You, uh, Nail?" (Why yes... yes I do.)

Whore: "Just for the Taste of Whore." (I really, really must stop now.)

8 comments:

cj said...

AHAHHAHAHAAHH I love the dirty words. Last night my sister and I were like "Hey put in this name." And we came up with a bunch we couldn't post because.... perhaps "the family" would find out and someone would have to sleep with the fishes.... I'm off to try a few dirty words out. ;)

cj said...

Its how dick cheese is done.

There's First Love, and There's Masturbate Love.

Can You Tell Jerk From Butter?

I'm not Just the Tweeter, I'm a Member.

Cleans a Big, Big Cooter For Less Than Half a Crown. (I'm sure Massengil is going to jump on this promo slogan bandwagon!!)

:)

EE said...

I'm dying....some of those are just too funny. LMAO!

Chelle Y. said...

That was fun to read before I leave for church! :o)

mama_tulip said...

Hungry? Why wait? Grab an assfuck!

I'm going to put this on a t-shirt.

Slacker Mom said...

LMAO

Those are the best.

And your comments after...

priceless.

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