Today...

I registered Grace for kindergarten, returned our griddle to the appliance store, did some laundry, washed some dishes, took Grace to the playground, witnessed a little boy getting accidentally slammed by a bigger kid on a swing and his mom calling an ambulance to come pick him up, visited my sister, got annoyed by my sister, felt sorry for my sister, stole catfood from my sister when she wasn't looking, picked up Hannah at my mom's house, played doctor, blocks, and tea party, felt sorry for Steve when at 7:30 tonight, he decided to drive 45 minutes (one way) to today's job site to cover a porch he poured in case it rained, watched American Idol and rewound to watch Taylor Hicks three times just because he makes me smile, had both girls in bed by 8:15, cooked a fish/green beans/mashed potatoes dinner tonight at 8:30, forgot to call in and vote for Chris, Bucky, and Taylor, and managed NOT to laugh during "relations" this evening.

I'm tired and I'm going to bed. G'night.

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Conversation Overheard Between Grace & Hannah:

Grace: "Hey Hannah! I'm going to tell you a joke!"

Hannah: "OK!"

Grace: "Does a puppy go to the movies or pee?"

Hannah: "I don't know."

Grace: "He pees at the movies!" [insert hysterical laughter of both girls here]

Don't quit your day job, kid. Really.