"Against abortion? Don't have one." ~Author Unknown
~ Had to get up early to get Grace ready for daycare and joked with Steve about the decreasing coffee supply he was leaving me every morning.
~ He laughed and said I'm home so I can make my own damn coffee after he leaves. (True. But that doesn't make me any less bitchy about it.)
~ Sent Grace off to school and snuggled with Hannah on the recliner while I read my book and she watched The Magic School Bus.
~ My dad dropped by after the gym and we talked a bit.
~ Was thrilled as shit when he volunteered to take Steve's taxes to the post office for me so I wouldn't have to leave the house.
~ Since I had planned to put them in our mailbox across the street for our mailman to take (and not tell Steve... we all know how friggin' psychotic he is about that stuff), I was relieved to see I wouldn't have to lie to him when he asked if I had gone to the post office. (And yes, I would've lied.)
~ Was excited to see the trim work go up around the window in the kitchen. Thank you Mr. Cabinet Dude (Dennis, AKA - "Dilbert").
~ Participated briefly in a "spirited" abortion discussion on one of my Mom internet boards.
~ Quietly left the conversation when the talk turned to a man's rights, a father's rights, etc. My head hurts and I've decided that, in general, men just suck.
~ Put Hannah down for her nap and finished that book that had been staring at us for a good month over there on the side of my blog.
~ Did 1 load of laundry. (That was the one and only productive thing I did today. Work with me here, people.)
~ Sent out more resumes.
~ Had a mild panic attack when I viewed my bank statement online.
~ Sent out 10 more resumes due to the panic attack mentioned above.
~ Toyed with the idea of becoming a professional darts player in order to generate some income.
~ Realized I don't really know how to play darts.
~ Laughed when Steve called me to ask if I had eaten any of the ranch dip he had packed in his lunch today... Yes dear, I did. I assure you that some deranged lunatic did NOT open the dip at the grocery store in our hick town, eat some of it, and then poison it with something. You are NOT part of a terrorist attack. Eat it. You'll be fine.
~ Laughed my ass off when I checked the mail and found this gem of a shirt in there. I adore you, Katherine. Pictures of me modeling the shirt to come tomorrow.
~ May have outed a big fat liar. Time will tell...
~ Didn't know whether to laugh at or discipline Hannah when she came walking into the room all pissed off and said, "Where's my freakin' milk?"
~ Laughed because there are very few things that are funnier than when a 3-foot-tall little 2-year-old with an abundance of hair that consumes her entire head walks into a room all pissed off using words like "freakin'".
~ Realized it could've been much, much worse and counted my blessings.
~I love New York. (We're continuing my trend of quoting random song titles in my blog (e.g., I left my heart in San Francisco), for no reason other than to amuse myself.)
~ Mentally bitch slapped 3 women today. I'm getting better.
~ Was thrilled to hear that the girls will be spending the night at my parents' house on Sunday night so that Steve and I can watch the Steelers win the Superbowl without waking up the children with our screaming and celebrating.
~ Decided I liked the last guy that sang on "American Idol" tonight. The gray haired dude. You GO boy!
~ Realized I really should be watching the State of the Union address, but decided instead to be apathetic. Because I suck like that...
~ Forgot it is Self-Portrait Tuesday and decided I'd make it Self-Portrait Wednesday tomorrow just this once.