Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Highlights of the Day (Tuesday 1.3.2006)

OK. So Blogspot is acting all funky for me tonight, so I'm going to try to post this via email again and see if it works.

1. Couldn't sleep for shit last night and woke up every hour on the hour all night long and had a good 3 hour straight stretch where sleep wasn't happening.

2. Was somewhat pissed when we woke up and discovered that the big ice/snow storm they had been calling for was nothing more than some standard, non-freezing, run-of-the-mill rain. Normally, no big deal. But I had called my mom the night before and told her not to bother picking Grace up for daycare since the weather was going too be to bad for her to go.

3. Heard Grace telling Hannah excitedly that she was going to school today. Fuuuuuuck.

4. Called my mom at work to find out how the roads had been on her way in. "Just wet," she said. ARG!

5. As she begged me to take her, I weighed the pros and cons of taking her to daycare myself and decided the kid really wanted to go and I really didn't want to have another day like yesterday.

6. Threw on jeans, packed her a quick lunch, and headed off to the daycare 30 miles away (one way).

7. Dropped her off and immediately drove back home the 30 miles, missing her already. (Perhaps I'm bi-polar?)

8. Felt like total shit again (stuffed up, achy, etc.) so I tried to do as little as possible while at the same time looking like I was extremely busy since Steve was home and I don't want him thinking I sit on my fat ass all day while the girls play nicely. ;)

9. Remembered I sent a check to Aetna on Saturday, but still haven't gotten a check from Steve to deposit in my account to cover the Aetna check. Dammit.

10. Made mental note to do that tomorrow.

11. Discussed kitchen options with Steve as we approach the final few steps before the cabinets can go in.

12. Got all excited when Steve brought a few tiles in and we laid out a small sample area on the floor. It's going to look soooo nice and now I want it in like, oh, yesterday.

13. Ate lots of crap food today. Nothing unusual. Just thought I'd throw it in there.

14. Exchanged catty emails with my girl friend about mutual acquaintances. We are so going to Hell...

15. Decided Hell will be more fun anyway and continued the cattiness.

16. Prayed that UPS wouldn't bring my Hanna Andersson shipment today while Steve was home. No need causing any sort of unnecessary "discussions" or anything.

17. Realized (just now) that I never showered today. Damn that Grace making me throw on clothing and drive her to daycare. I honestly totally forgot I hadn't taken one by the time I got home. That's just not nice. (PS: I don't look ANYTHING like the chick in the picture, unfortunately.)

18. Watched Hannah make it to the potty (unprompted) several times today and decided maybe she will be potty trained soon. (Not that I want her to be, but whatever...)

19. Then watched her make a big puddle on the floor right next to the couch.

20. Decided I jinxed it and felt guilty. Mommy's sorry she made you pee on yourself, Hannah!

21. Wondered (for the billionth time) who let me be a mom. ;)

22. Just did a Google search for "shower" to include in this post and "discovered" pictures of an overweight, HAIRY man, sitting naked on the shower floor with his two children. Now that's all fine and dandy (They weren't pornographic at all), but WHY would you post something like that on the effing internet for all the world (literally) to see? What the HELL is wrong with people?

36 comments:

Veronica said...

I'm sure hoping Sierra will be as excited as Grace was to be going to school when Thursday finally rolls around. She's sooo not thrilled about it right now.

I however can't wait.

Mary said...

Hope you start feeling better soon!!

When is Steve gonna lay the tile? I can't wait to see more pics :)

Janet said...

Glad that Grace got off to school today. Veronica, Zach is not too excited about going back Thursday either. He thinks he should just stay home.

I bet you are so excited for that kitchen!

Hope you weren't talking about me:-)

Alien said...

Mary - Hopefully this weekend, but that's all up in the air depending on whether or not he'll go hunting instead. :)

Janet - LMAO! No, you doofus. It was about an IRL friend. LOL!

Janet said...

Okay, good. Cause I am paranoid like that and I would think that you hated me:-)

Emily said...

Blogger was hacking me off earlier today...lol

BTW #22 just might be the feature of my newest recurring nightmare...thanks...

Emily said...

I talk about you all the time now Janet....now that I know you were supposed to let me grab your boobs and you didn't....

Janet said...

I am going to see EE tomorrow, maybe I will just walk up and grab her boobs;-)

Alien said...

LOL Janet! I couldn't hate you if I tried. And I swear to god, I will send you a billion dollars if you grab EE's honkers tomorrow.

Janet said...

LMAO! I am bright red just thinking about it! I don't think it will happen, even for a billion dollars:-)

Emily said...

Why doesn't anyone ever offer ME cash incentive to grab another woman's breasts?

Alien said...

Because for you Emily, it wouldn't be a challenge/uncomfortable/unlike you. For Janet? Absolutely.

Emily said...

What are you saying about me?

That I routinely make the ol' titty grab on the sly?
(what did EE's husband tell you?!? I SWEAR I didn't mean to touch her...I was just helping her puke!!!!)

Alien said...

LOL Emily. EE's husband hasn't spoken to me since the pigroast. And I think he's perfectly happy about that. LMAO!

And no, I didn't say you make random titty grabs. But I can guarantee you that if we stood you next to Janet and asked people which one of you was more likely to grab the breast of the hot naked chick standing in front of you, 99.9% of them would pick you. (Except for maybe Janet's husband because he might know some freaky shit about her that we don't.)

Emily said...

....just for my own records....how hot is this hypothetical naked chick?

Alien said...

Angelina Jolie hot. ;)

Veronica said...

Ya'll must stop. Chris thinks I'm freakin' insane for staying up laughing at you're comments rather than going to bed with him.;)

Emily said...

ok, then yea....I'd grab...and I might even knock Janet over to keep her out of my way....

Alien said...

And wouldn't it be funny, if this weird, unexpected rage bubbled out of Janet and she like FREAKED OUT on you? Doing all sorts of weird karate chops and yells, coming at you with eyes on fire and her hair all a mess? I'd pay good money to see that.

Alien said...

And how many guys are reading this right now, getting all sorts of excited? LOL!

Alien said...

Oh, and I'm sure I just lost some of my new fairly regular readers. LMAO! Um, sorry guys...

Veronica said...

I swear Chris is going to take my computer privileges away soon....

Alien said...

Not when he sees that new heart-shaped ass of yours he won't...

Veronica said...

Let's hope. LMAO!!!

Alien said...

That would be... LMHSAO in your case. ;)

Emily said...

Sadly, I just spent 5 minutes looking for your naked shower guy picture and never found it....WTF is wrong with me?

Mary said...

Um emily I found it no problems at all. use google images and search for shower image. It's on the second or third page. And Alien exagurated a bit, except for the hair part, unless there happens to be TWO hairy men with 2 babies in the shower... ;)

Alien said...

How the hell did I exaggerate? I said he was overweight (true), hairy (true), naked (true), and sitting on the shower floor with his kids (true). No exaggeration there my friend. And those DON'T belong on the Internet no matter how you slice it.

Alien said...

Oh, and it's the second and third image on the FIRST page when I do a search. (And I didn't even mention his man boobs.)

Slacker Mom said...

I would've driven the 30 miles too. It is so worth it. :)

I may have written this already, but when you finally get that kitchen, you EARNED it baby. :)

I am constantly on the computer now, and laughing. Hubby has no clue about all this "blogger" stuff.

You guys gave me a great laugh this morning with my coffee.

By the way, how is Veronika going to get a heart shaped ass? Inquiring minds want to know...

Alien said...

LOL Slacker Mom. Because she just bought herself a pair of True Religion jeans for the price of a car (just kidding, but close) and they promise to give you a perfect heart-shaped ass. Whatever THAT means. LMAO!

Mary said...

Okay I guess I was just expecting a HUGE man or something. He just looks like a normal overly hairy guy.

Then again, the only naked guy I have to compare him to is Tom, who IS thinner than that guy, but I couldn't even do a comparison due to the hair....

Slacker Mom said...

I am still stuck on the ass, can we get a pic of the heart shaped ass?

If it really works, then we almight need to get a pair. :)

EE said...

God, get off the computer to fight w/ dh and look at all the fun I missed! Heart shaped asses, Alien offering pple billions of dollars to grab my boobs, Emily running pple over to grab Angelina Jolie hot type pple's boobs, hairy naked men in showers w/ children........lord. Teach me. LMAO

Now I'm off to read Alien's ACTUAL post, lol.

Emily said...

Figured something was up....we were talking about boobs and EE was no where to be found...

lol

EE said...

LMAO Emily, I thought it was YOU that was the boobslut? ;)