1) A 120-pound pig and 4 turkeys is exactly the amount of meat you need for a pig roast. We have a few tiny pieces of turkey left over (like 5 bites maybe), but that's it.
2) The worst feeling in the world is waking up 4 hours after you went to bed and realize you're still totally trashed and that it's going to be a looooong day.
3) It was a looooong day today. (But at least I didn't have a headache.)
4) Don't tell a guy he looks like "a faggot" unless you want to get cold cocked right in the face. (And deservedly so.)
5) Steve is a very, very funny guy.
6) To Steve's aunt who left and took with her that kick ass looking dessert made of graham crackers and chocolate and pudding and stuff... you suck. I didn't get to eat any and I'm still pissed about it.
7) I'm too tired to think of anymore. Sorry gang. I have GOT to get some sleep...