2) Wondered why there aren't people out there you can hire just to put your laundry away. I'll even fold it. Just hang it up and stuff it in drawers for me please.
3) Contemplated what a person in #3 would call themselves. A Laundry Keeper? Laundry Lady? Laundry Goddess?
4) Ate four beef sticks at 10:00 AM. Because I'm cool like that.
5) Was called "Stinky Butt" by my two-year-old as she chased me around slapping my fat ass. Yup. I'm raisin' my kids just fine, thank you very much.
6) Got annoyed when Steve got home from work at 1:00 instead of working a full day. I HATE that.
7) Felt guilty about being annoyed that Steve got home from work at 1:00 instead of working a full day.
8) Seriously, are my kids smoking crack? Because I really don't know what else could be making
them act the way they do lately.9) Got a little misty when I just turned around and saw Steve and Gracie cuddled up together, asleep on the floor.
10) Decided I need to start thinking about what kind of tattoo I want. (Stupid "Miami Ink" on Tuesday nights...)
11) Just fished a little bug out of my beer and then continued to drink the beer without a second thought. That's bad, isn't it? (Or good?)
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I'll put your laundry away when i'm at the pigroast...especially if you refer to me as your Laundry Goddess :)
Yeah, but see, then I'd have to first DO the laundry. And then I'd have to clear out space in the closets and drawers. Nah. Too much work on my end. Just drink at the pig roast like the rest of the guests. LOL!
okay but i offered lol ;)
"Apparently, splashing around and slapping each other's bare asses while Mommy screams at you to knock it off is hysterical."
It's moments like these, that are undoubtedly in my future, that I *live* for.
"It's moments like these, that are undoubtedly in my future, that I *live* for."
And *I* live for the day when someone else can tell the stories and I can laugh at them. ;)
Excellent, love it!
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