Planet Alien

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don't think it works like that. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent the men become." ~Anita Wise

~ Sent both girls to daycare.

~ Sent out more resumes than one person should ever have to send.

~ Toyed with the idea of becoming a geisha to earn money.

~ Realized I don't really know exactly what a geisha is or if you even earn money being one. (And no, I will not read that damn best-selling novel, and y'all can't make me!)

~ Gathered up every loose coin in the house so I could dump 'em in one of those CoinStar machines and get some real money. LOL!

~ Ran to the bank and then to Giant to get the lemon garlic marinade Steve insisted on for tonight's chicken breasts.

~ Was slightly bummed when they were out of the lemon garlic and I had to settle for some Italian concoction (which ended up being pretty good too).

~ Grabbed a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit from McDonald's on my way home. Good stuff.

~ Tried Black Cherry Vanilla Coke for the first time. Good stuff.

~ Humiliated myself by taking those ridiculous pictures down below in my previous post.

~ Got news my friend is pregnant with her fifth child. Psycho. ;)

~ Caught a bit of "The View" and decided that Star Jones looked WAY better with some meat on her bones.

~ Realized later on that she reminds me of a black version of my avatar now that she's thinner. Her big ol' eyes just bulge out of her teeny tiny head.

~ Received three separate emails asking who the "big fat liar" is that I referenced yesterday. My lips are sealed, my friends. ;)

~ Somehow managed to punch myself in the chin, causing me to bite my own tongue. Seriously... I really am an ass.

~ Realized today that for the 4 or 5 days that Dennis (the cabinet dude) has been here for 7 - 8 hours on each of those days, he has never once used our bathroom. This leads me to believe that he's either taking a leak outside, he's peeing in some sort of container in his truck, or he never pees. All of these scenarios are disturbing in their own way.

~ Felt a bit lazy and fat when I realized that my ENTIRE family (sister, brother-in-law, mom, dad and Steve) ALL work out now, be it at home or at the gym down the street. Funny thing is, I'm the one that probably needs it the most. [sigh]

~ Was pleased as all get out when I checked the mail and saw that Steve received a check from his contractor. I assure you, we needed it right now.

~ Received a Valentine's Day card from Steve's mom. Very nice thought, but um, she only lives about 2 miles away. I'm curious as to what she thought the delay would be that would cause her to mail it 2 weeks early.

~ Was rather pleased to be informed by Dennis that should my children ever write on our cabinets with a Sharpie, it comes off very easily with a little alcohol. Good to know. (And yes, I had asked him.)

~ Laughed out loud when picturing my sister-in-law's eyebrows in my head. She draws them on or puts makeup on them or something, but they look ridiculous.

~ Wondered what the HELL made me think of her eyebrows. I think I'm still pissed she didn't notice my nice boobs in the grocery store the other day.

~ Pondered what exactly made Grace start using this weird sadistic, satanistic laugh she's acquired lately. I'm contemplating an exorcism.

~ Had relations with Steve for the first time in about a week and a half. It's about damn time... [grumble... grumble...]