Things That Annoy Me...

1) Those people who feel that turn signals are optional. I cannot read minds people!

2) Those people who do use their turn signals, but not until they're actually already making the turn. (Note to those people: The turn signal is supposed to give me a warning. Warning me as you're already performing the action, really does me no good.)

3) Banks. Banks in general annoy me. Crooked bastards.

4) Exercise fiends annoy me. And people that eat only healthy food. Knock it off people, will ya?

5) Two-year-olds who think they can eat ALL of the mini meatballs out of their mom's Chef Boy-R-Dee spaghettios, when they should know that the meatballs are their mom's favorite part of the meal.

6) Things that don't match. Everything in this world should match. Like one big Garanimals world.

7) People who make lists like this and then feel the need to "balance it out" by listing an equal number of things they love. I want to smack those people. Just bitch and let it go.

8) The oh-so-pleasant girl that waited on me at the ice cream shop the other night. It's called a smile. You should really give it a whirl sometime. I swear it's not that much work...

9) All of the old people that keep giving my mother-in-law cheap crap that they've "found" in their attic/basement/garage, and thought maybe Grace would like it. It eventunally ends up at our house. And I'm afraid that you're wrong... I do NOT want a "basket" made out of plastic craft mesh and orange and black yarn. I am sure you worked on it for hours, but it's really not my cup of tea, ma'am. Next time just burn it.

10) Cats that piss on our beds.

11) That taste that lingers in your mouth for DAYS after you've eaten a Dorito.

12) Food where the packaging says "Sugar Free" in really tiny letters on the box, causing me buy disgusting saccharen-filled crap by accident and then eating the god-awful shit just because I feel guilty throwing so much food away.

13) People who think their cars are soooo fabulous, that they have to right to purposely park on the line dividing two parking spots (or parking sideways) so that no one can park right next to them and accidentally ding their precious car. Pretentious bastards.

14) The food that keeps getting stuck in my cracked tooth.

15) Husbands who are so anal retentive that they're even anal about their actual anal area.

16) Paperwork. Paper work really annoys me. Especially when it's not MY paperwork and is for some random insurance company/workman's compensation/unemployment/government/tax crap that I have to fill out for my husband because otherwise it won't get done and/or get done right.

17) People who change the channel when a commercial comes on and then gets engrossed in another show and by the time they flip back to the first show, it's already been back on for a minute or two. I HATE that, dammit!