Highlights of the Day (Thursday 10.13.2005)

1) Woke up and was simultaneously excited and annoyed the electrician was coming.

2) Sat around on my butt for two hours this morning and then ran around like a crazy lady cleaning up before the electrician arrived.

3) Remembered having quite, um, "erotic" dreams last night about Sawyer from "Lost".

4) Wasn't sure if that was pathetic or a sign of my healthy libido. Probably a little of both...

5) Had to send the newly found Pooh turtleneck to school with Hannah so she could put it on at Grandma's house after they get home from daycare. (It was a compromise because she wanted to wear it to school after wearing it all day yesterday and to bed last night. [sigh])

6) Congratulated myself that I remembered today was show and tell day as my mom was pulling out of the driveway, and managed to stop them and hand Grace the Halloween book she was supposed to take. Yay me!

7) Knew the electrician and I were going to get along just fine when within 10 minutes of meeting me, made reference to some guy being a "fucking asshole."

8) Was totally bummed out when we were looking at the final designs with the new changes and I realized the designer has taken out the beloved appliance garage I was so looking forward to.

9) Blamed Steve for #8 because HE wanted the cabinet above it changed from a lazy susan to just standard shelves and the designer must have misunderstood and took out the appliance garage too. [heavy sigh]

10) Realized I have absolutely no evidence to back up #9, but it sounds like something I can throw in his face later, so I'm going to run with it.

11) Sat here at my computer most of the day because I didn't want to just sit around while the electrician worked, and I also didn't want to eat in front of him since I had nothing to really offer him.

12) Squeezed my butt cheeks together for about 2 hours, waiting for the electrician to leave so I could um, "do my business". There's no WAY he wouldn't have heard me in the bathroom, so I just waited it out.

13) Realized I was probably causing permanent intestinal damage, but I didn't care. The electrician does not need to hear me fart. LOL!

14) Had a beer with my mini raviolis at lunchtime because there was absolutely nothing else here to drink.

15) Stood and ate about 7 spoonfuls of grape Kool-Aid powder out of the container. I'd tell you why I did it, but I'm still not sure myself. It was good though...

16) That means my total food intake for today was: two TastyKakes (cupcakes), 2 Reese's PB cups, 2 KitKats, a tiny can of mini Raviolis, 2 frozen waffles, and beer. Yup. I'm going to live to be 100.

17) Realized that Hannah's Terrible Two's had reached epic proportions when she took a bite of a KitKat and had a complete meltdown because (and I quote), "My chocolate is too loud! WAHHHH!" [rolling eyes]