2) Managed to keep the girls in the fantastically air conditioned house until noon today, when I just couldn't take the whining anymore, and finally headed out into the sweltering heat.
3) My mother-in-law took Grace to her house for a few hours, coincidentally when Hannah was napping, so I had a whole hour and 15 minutes of "free time".
4) Snuck in a quickie in the living room during the above mentioned "free time".
5) My Ebay auctions ended at a grand total of $126.11. Not bad. Not bad at all...
6) Had an "Awwww!" moment when I glanced out my bedroom window and saw Steve sitting in the girls "club house" with them on the swingset. So sweet. Then I figured out he was teaching them how to do the Catholic sign of the cross and "the moment" ended abruptly. (I'm kidding. No hate mail please.)
7) Just ate a HUGE Hershey bar dunked right into the big ass jar of peanut butter and felt absolutely no guilt what-so-ever.
8) Decided my children must have smoked crack at some point today when I wasn't looking because NO "natural high" could've had them acting the way they were acting tonight.
9) Wished I had smoked crack with them.
10) Realized we haven't actually secured the "guest of honor" for the pig roast in two weeks. A pig roast without a pig would pretty much suck, huh? I need to get on that ASAP...
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OMG a Hersey bar dunked in PB sounds so fucking good right now!! I hate you!!!!
What? They don't make PB and Hershey bars in MN? ;)
Of course they do, but not at 11:00 on a Sunday night! Hell, they don't even sell alcohol on Sundays here - no way the grocery store is open that late =)
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