2) Left late because I realized I had forgotten to fill out a billion
papers for HR crap.3) Remembered again why I don't miss that 70-mile drive to the office.
4) Was told that finding the social security card I had searched for all day yesterday would've done me no good anyway because I need one with my married name on it.
5) Am annoyed I have to drive to the social security office tomorrow to get aforementioned social security card with my married name on it.
6) Was mortified when I went to the rest room and the Visitors badge I had clipped on my pants pocket fell into the toilet I had just peed in.
7) Gingerly retrieved visitors badge (ewwwww!) and blotted it off with paper towels as best as I could before putting into back into the plastic cover it had fallen out of.
8) Washed my hands like I've never washed my hands before.
9) Wondered if the secretary's desk drawer will start to smell like pee in a day or two.
10) Was stoked to find out the company is indeed going to pay their portion of the social security tax, so that's a few hundred extra dollars in my paycheck each week. Always a good thing...
11) Was pissed when I realized I totally forgot to watch Miami Ink last night. Dammit to hell...
12) Couldn't stop laughing when Hannah walked around all night, singing, "Diarrhea... Pbblt! Pbblt!... Diarrhea... Pbblt! Pbblt!" (Steve almost crapped himself laughing.)
13) Laughed even harder when Steve asked Hannah where she learned that song and Hannah said, "From Grandma." Um yeah... I don't think so...
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*snort* "From Grandma."
((Alien's hands)) On New Year's Eve Y2K, I was at my aunt's house out in the sticks. I was totally wasted and dropped my pager in the toilet as I was flushing and had to dive in and stick my hand way, way in the toilet (like that scene from Trainspotting) to get it before it got sucked away and blocked the plumbing for the entire house. I feel your pain.
Sorry you missed Miami Ink. I love that show. I love the stories that the people tell. The men are kinda hot but the newbie ... I would be like just her if I wasn't so dorky. LOL. I have SO gotta get a tattoo. My poor mom will have a heartattack... whatever. ;-)
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