Oh...

And because I want everyone to realize what kind of hellish turns my life takes daily, today, both girls were naked a good portion of it (long story). So at one point, Grace eats some jello and then walks up to me (naked).

Me: "Hey girl! Whassup?"
Her (grinning): Nothin'. Just saying 'hi'."

She then turns around to walk away and I see that she has stuck her spoon between her ass cheeks (the long way, pervs) and is walking around with a goddamn spoon stuck in her ass, thinking it's the funniest damn thing ever.

I swear to you on all things holy, I never thought I'd utter the words, "Get that spoon out of your butt! NOW!"

Please.... help....