Saturday, June 17, 2006

Oh...

And because I want everyone to realize what kind of hellish turns my life takes daily, today, both girls were naked a good portion of it (long story). So at one point, Grace eats some jello and then walks up to me (naked).

Me: "Hey girl! Whassup?"
Her (grinning): Nothin'. Just saying 'hi'."

She then turns around to walk away and I see that she has stuck her spoon between her ass cheeks (the long way, pervs) and is walking around with a goddamn spoon stuck in her ass, thinking it's the funniest damn thing ever.

I swear to you on all things holy, I never thought I'd utter the words, "Get that spoon out of your butt! NOW!"

Please.... help....

11 comments:

Chelle Y. said...

So little girls are as disgusting as little boys! Thank God for that! Hehehe

Pink Rocket said...

omg! i'd be rollin'! that's hilarious! jerrett does stupid stuff like that too

Jenn said...

LMAO ! No pun intended.

geenalyn said...

LMAO....you've got your handsful with Gracie lol...who needs a son ;)

Melissa said...

LOL I still think she is named perfectly. It takes grace to be able to walk around with a spoon in your cheeks.

mamatulip said...

LMAO. Seriously. I'm dying here.

Kim said...

OMG! LMAO!

EE said...

Oh...my...god...can't.breathe.

Niiiiiice.

LMAO!!!!!!

Kimmykay said...

Did you notice that not one person helped you out by telling their story? LOL. Um, Georgia... if Jeff tells them to shake their booty, Georgia has to show her naked butt and shake it. I tell him to stop encouraging her. Good God, what are we to do.

Susan said...

OMG, that is hysterical.

I heart Gracie!

Amber said...

Ho.Lee.Crap! I am actually crying tears from laughter.

:)