Wednesday, June 21, 2006

I'm here! I'm here! (Like you care...)

God, I suck at this blogging thing lately. I'm afraid I have a new obsession taking up all of my time these days. See, my brother installed Paint Shop Pro on my laptop over the weekend (Shut up Kappy, it was free.) I've spent hours fooling around with digital scrapbooking elements and kits to make all sorts of fun stuff. Good times, I tell ya...

Anyway, not much going on around here. Still recovering (and cleaning up) from the big birthday bash this weekend. How is it that I spent literally days cleaning up the place before the party and now it's 4 days after the party and my house is still trashed? God knows I won't be winning any domestic goddess awards anytime soon.

Search Terms:
Pig, Web Set: Um, OK. The only thing we do with pigs around these parts is roast 'em.

Miami Ink Cat Leather Pants: I'm not even sure how these words are related, but it kind of scares me. Someone in Portland, Maine is gettin' their kinky groove on.

Davey Crockett and Coonskin Hat and Picture: I'm going to tell myself that a parent was helping their child search for stuff for their school project.

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ADDING FOR KF:

Here are two pictures of my SIL (albeit none of her actual face, but still... LOL!). Please note that she's wearing exactly what I said she would be. Khaki shorts and a plain colored short-sleeved shirt, tucked in of course. She's so damn predictable. ;) And I don't know what is up with her hair. She naturally has black hair. And I mean dark black. But she gets blonde highlights put in all the time. It varies with how many highlights she has each time, but at the party I just kept thinking "What the hell?" She has a ton of them right now and they look soooo unnatural. Black-haired people cannot pull of blonde highlights. I'm sorry. Get caramel. Get some auburn. But NOT blonde. Dear lord. It looks so unnatural it's almost laughable. I wish I had a better picture of her head, so you could all laugh too. LOL!


(That's her standing behind Hannah in her infamous khaki shorts.... probably bought at Eddie Bauer.)


14 comments:

Alien said...

LOL! Ya know, it just dawned on me that "Miami Ink Cat Leather Pants" was probably searching for the leather pants that Kat wears on Miami Ink. Duh.

Amber said...

I am also not winning any homemaker awards, these days. And I didn't have any party. I'm just lazy!

:)

KFblogger said...

I'm still waiting for the pic of your SIL from the party. I want to know if she's really my SIL and we're somehow related. ;)

Chelle Y. said...

I tell people the reason why my house is a mess is because I just got back from Corpus Christi...TWO WEEKS AGO! Bwahahaha!

No, I'm lazy, like Amber! :)

Hey, Alien, maybe your SIL is going for the "skunk" look. It worked for Stella on "Over the Hedge."

Tink said...

I thought I was white... That girl is see-through-clear. Egad. Get some sun SIL.

"Hey, Alien, maybe your SIL is going for the "skunk" look." Ooh Ooh! Or Cruella Deville!!

Belynda said...

"Davey Crockett and Coonskin Hat and Picture"...yeah, that one was me...sorry! LOL! Whatever. ;-)

EE said...

Have I met that SIL??

I was wondering where you were, girl! ;)

Melissa said...

So, what's wrong with wearing shorts and a tshirt every day of your life? huh? What's wrong with that? If hers isn't all faded from the dryer, she's got one up one me...

...damn, I'm in a rut....

LOL

KFblogger said...

Damn! She's not my SIL. But very close. Mine has never dyed or hi-lighted her hair. It's perfect blonde w/natural hi-lights. (damn her again). My SIL would be wearing the khaki shorts but her shirt would be a pink polo. Every year, the pink polo, and she'd be silent, in the background, until someone asked her something about HER life or HER dd and then you'd hear her voice ringing out across the lawn. Why do I sound so bitter?

Alien said...

LOL Melissa, there's nothing wrong with shorts and a T-shirt everyday. Nothing at all. I'm just making fun of her because EVERY SINGLE time I see her (holiday, bday party, family gathering, etc.) she's wearing the exact same thing. Khaki bottoms (it varies whether it's shorts, pants, or capris) and a plain colored shirt, ALWAYS tucked in. No stripes, no writing, no design, nothing. Khakis and a plain shirt. I mean, add some excitement to your wardrobe for the love of god. LOL!

(Off to look for a picture from last year's bday party, where I guarantee you, she's wearing the same thing...)

Melissa said...

I bought some pretty scarves, thinking that I'd be able to get all funky with them in my hair or around my neck, but they just made me look like more of a dork. LOL

Alien said...

EE, no, you didn't meet her. She was supposed to come to the pigroast last year, but one of the kids started puking that morning, so she stayed home with him and just Steve's brother came down.
I imagine she'll be at the one this year though. Twenty bucks says she's wearing khaki. LOL!

KF: Oh my, your SIL sounds like a peach. LOL! I must admit, I don't hate mine anymore. Since bearing children, she's seemed to have lightened up a bit and actually like, speaks to me and stuff now. LOL! But we're just sooooo different. She's so damn preppy, it makes me shudder. I'm so, um, not. LOL! She is, however, the one who gave me the giftcard to Hollister for Xmas, which I then used to buy the infamous boob-enhancing T-shirt that I love, so I can't hate her that much, ya know? ;)

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