Katherine, since you specifically requested it, I would like to submit Exhibit F of the "Tuckmaster." As you can see, her bulky turtleneck sweater was indeed tucked in.
And I would also like to take this opportunity to reiterate that I don't really think there's anything wrong with the way she dresses. And of course, some shirt really should be/need to be tucked in. And I don't even hate her anymore. Or even dislike her. I just think it's hysterical that before every single event when I know I'm going to see her, I know exactly what she's going to be wearing. And now that I've filled all of you in, we can start placing bets before each holiday on what color shirt we think she'll be wearing. It'll be FUN!
(And Melissa, she has always totally reminded me of Monica Lewinsky too! LMFAO! Of course, now she's practically a blonde [rolling eyes], so some of the resemblence is lost...)
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And next, I have a gift for Amber. I offer you, my dear friend, a picture of Dora's remains.
Actually, it's even more gruesome now. The day after the party, Grace ripped her face off and pulled her body from her head. What's funny is that the faceless, bodiless head is still hanging off our back porch. I know I really should take it down. But nothing makes me smile more than pulling in the driveway and seeing that little bitch's faceless head just dangling there by a string. Ahhhh...
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And for everyone else, I offer you this. Everybody needs a Grace. Seriously.
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Er, um, actually, she's seen "Jaws" on several occasions (it's one of mine and Steve's favorite movies) and gets totally pissed off when we quick change the channel during the gory parts. She LOVES sharks.
Melissa just sent her some stuff for her birthday, and included was a HUGE book about sharks and other sea animals and a shark's tooth necklace that Grace thinks is the coolest thing ever. She also sent a cool bug book that, so far, is Grace's favorite. [shaking head]
The child is totally weird... but in a good way. LOL!
"The Tuckmaster"?! *snort*
And the Dora carcass is a nice touch...hang that on your porch to wave in the wind. ;)
LMAO at that last pic of Grace....she just plain ROCKS, that girl! LOL!
Death to Dora! LOL! Love it!
Is it sick that I actually was tempted to show Wyatt this picture? "See? The border patrol finally got her, buddy..."
LMAO!
:):)
You should stick Dora's head on a stick in your front yard as a warning to all other pinatas that yours is NOT a safe house for them.
Grace is awesome.
I am really surprised that children are not scarred by pinatas. Maybe down deep they really want to beat up Dora, Elmo, or whoever. LOL
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