1. Have serious um, "digestive issues" for the first half of the day. (Shut up. You did so need to know that about me.)
2. Drink coffee (or I'm a bitch).
3. Smoke cigarettes (or I'm a bitch).
4. Drink beer (or I'm a bitch).
5. Mentally bitch slap people (especially if I haven't had my coffee, cigarettes, and beer).
6. Laundry. Goddamn effin' laundry.
7. Wish I'd win the lottery.
8. Get online.
9. Ignore at least one "Unknown Caller" phone call.
11. Laugh (unless I haven't had my coffee, cigarettes, and beer)..
12. Pretend I'm a rock star (complete with cheesy facial expressions while singing into my pretend microphone).
13. Make fun of people (because I'm a bitch).
Thursday, May 18, 2006
13 Things I Do Daily Without Fail
(Whether it be because I have to or I want to...)
Posted by Allison at 4:47 PM