Let me set this up first. I was trying to go to the bathroom in peace. You know... like alone? But 2 seconds into it, my little 3-feet munchkin, Hannah, opened the door and came waltzing in. The following conversation occurred...
Hannah: "Hey Mom. How come you can sit back real far on the potty? I have to sit up front and hold on."
Me: "Well, because I'm bigger and I won't fall in. You have to hold onto the sides so your little butt doesn't fall in."
Hannah: [deep in thought...] "Oh. So you won't fall in because you have a big fat butt?"
Me: "Um, yeah kid. That's it. Go away."
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LM(big fat)AO!
:)
[snort] gotta love kids!
jerrett thought it was hilarious today to squeeze my belly jiggle. i said "what are you doing?", he says "i'm squeezin' your chunk 'cause it's fun!"...who needs Fisher Price when you got Mom Price!
Got to love the comments that come flowing from our children's mouths.
G-bear laughed his ass off when I got my haircut.
Good thing I love him, I wouldn't take that from anyone else.
Ugh. I swear that kids have a built-in radar that's activated whenever you're in the bathroom and want some peace! Kyra is the world's worst about coming in there!
Hannah is so clever?! ;) Silly girl!
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