Let me set this up first. I was trying to go to the bathroom in peace. You know... like alone? But 2 seconds into it, my little 3-feet munchkin, Hannah, opened the door and came waltzing in. The following conversation occurred...
Hannah: "Hey Mom. How come you can sit back real far on the potty? I have to sit up front and hold on."
Me: "Well, because I'm bigger and I won't fall in. You have to hold onto the sides so your little butt doesn't fall in."
Hannah: [deep in thought...] "Oh. So you won't fall in because you have a big fat butt?"
Me: "Um, yeah kid. That's it. Go away."