Thursday, September 14, 2006

God help me...

So, I promise I'll tell you all the entire story tomorrow, but tonight I'm too tired and have a buttload of work to do (for my actual job). But I'll give you a teaser. Last night, my mother-in-law had a serious case of the runs and had to leave Grace's open house. She ended up getting caught shitting in her sister's neighbor's yard. Oh my god. I can assure you, she will NEVER live this one down. Ever. LMFAO!

Oh, and somehow, a squirrel got into our house this morning. Ask me again why I drink. I dare you.

4 comments:

jeanne_bean said...

LMFAO! Your poor MIL. I can't wait to hear that story. I've heard that there is someone who looks a lot like me who committed something like that at a park & ride in CT...

Anonymous said...

*snort*

Please don't make us wait too long.

Unknown said...

OMG! (((((((MIL)))))) Waiting for the story. LOL

Allison said...

LMAO! Why are you all hugging her? She's like The Phantom Shitter now. PIMP!