So, I promise I'll tell you all the entire story tomorrow, but tonight I'm too tired and have a buttload of work to do (for my actual job). But I'll give you a teaser. Last night, my mother-in-law had a serious case of the runs and had to leave Grace's open house. She ended up getting caught shitting in her sister's neighbor's yard. Oh my god. I can assure you, she will NEVER live this one down. Ever. LMFAO!
Oh, and somehow, a squirrel got into our house this morning. Ask me again why I drink. I dare you.