Sunday, November 19, 2006

Free to Good Home...

Two Children, Ages 3 and 5. Three-Year-Old Doesn't Eat Much, But Requires Lots of Milk. Five-Year-Old Eats as Much as a Grown Man, But Mostly Healthy Food. Padded Room in Home Would Be a Good Idea. Also Put Away All Breakable Items Around Home in Order to Avoid Daily Disasters. Must Have Patience in Order to Avoid Throttling Them. Recent Activity Indicates They May be on Crack, so Being in a Good Financial Situation Would Be Best.

Call 1-800-HELP ME2 if Interested.

9 comments:

Kim said...

(((Alien))) I feel your pain. Hopefully you'll get some bites from you ad. ;)

Kimmykay said...

I'll trade mine for yours! LOL. Been a bad day?

Amber said...

Have you tried Craigs List?

lol
:)

Chelle Y. said...

:) And, I thought girls were easy.

Alien said...

LOL! Not a bad day... a bad month. It's this way EVERY year at this time. We don't get outside as much because of the weather, so they have endless amounts of energy and no regards for anything in the home. They run (fast), they jump (high), they drive me insane. They've broken several parts of our front blinds in the window, they rip things, they write on things, etc. I swear to god, I'm sick of yelling, sick of getting pissed off, and yet, I can't let them act that way in the house. [sigh]

But I'm about to go pick up wings and beer, so hopefully, I'll be in a better place in about an hour. LOL!

And hunting season starts tomorrow, which means I'm practically a single parent for the next three weeks. [heavy, heavy sigh]

Kelly said...

I've got two boys, 5 and 17mos, to toss into the deal. LOL.
Mine are driving me insane. I can hear them upstairs right now running and jumping and yelling and firing off some damned toy machine gun.

G said...

sure add them to the insanity that are my children...they can all feed off of each other...might be fun to watch ;)

KFblogger said...

LOL! My only advice is to have lots of beer on hand (for you of course).

Anonymous said...

What the hell is it w/blinds & curtains? Why must they swing from them?
~Toiny