Thursday, November 30, 2006

Dear Steve (Part 2),

I changed my mind. I'm glad you left for most of the day. But now you need to get your ass home. Because, see, that mouse we saw running through the kitchen the past two nights is now dead in the mouse trap in the sun room, about 10 feet from me right now. And there's no way on god's green earth I'm touching the damn thing. So for the love of god, get your ass home and remove the critter from my home please.



1 comment:

Tink said...

Oh ho, NOW I see. You ticked the one above off by killing his friend. Are there any nice hotels around you with a heated pool or hot tub? Think of it as a mini-vacation.