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Dear god. At this very moment, I have my phone cradled between my ear and my shoulder as I listen to some guy go on... and on... and on... about a company's mission statement, integrity, etc. My old company pulled me back on for a three-week project and they're requiring me to go through their web "orientation" to the company. Never mind that I worked there for 10 friggin' years prior to this. The real kicker? If I had worked for them within the past 6 months, I wouldn't have to do this. The last time I worked for them was 6 months and 2 days ago. Two fucking DAYS! Ugh.

My poor kids. They're here and trapped inside the house while I sit here. Hannah's dumping water all over the damn house (but she's content, so I'm not yelling at her), and Grace is glued to the TV. Thank god for muteable phones, that's all I can say.

What else? We're gearing up for the pig roast this weekend. Getting everything cleaned and ready, washing sheets and towels for the overnight guests, making up the list of food we need, making sure everything's ready for the live band that's playing, etc. We're estimating around 100+ people coming. Good times, lemme tell ya... We're pumped!

So anyway, sorry I haven't been around. Between the pig roast preparations, lots of outside time with the kids, and the two projects I'm working on, I've been really busy and getting very little sleep.