Oy...

Conversation with Grace yesterday:

Grace: "Mom, what are boys nutters called?"
Me: "Nutters?"
Grace: "Yeah. Their private parts. What are they called?"
Me: "Uhhh..."
Grace: "And why do they have those long things hanging down anyway?"
Me (laughing): "Ask Daddy."
Grace (laughing): "No. He'll yell at me."
Me: "No he won't. Ask him."
Grace: "You ask him for me."
(We head upstairs to Daddy...)
Me: "Hey Daddy, Grace wants to know what boys private parts are called, and she wants to know why they have those long things hanging down."

We were all laughing so hard we never answer her. Whew! Dodged that one. LOL!