Monday, August 14, 2006

Help.

Friends, I just ate the organic version of Cocoa Pebbles (bought by my husband... AKA: Organic Man). They really weren't very good. The world as we know it is coming to an end. If I don't start eating the total crap I used to, you may see me on the news after I go ballistic and start hurting people. If that happens, please make sure the cops and my lawyer know that it wasn't really my fault. My body is in shock.

6 comments:

Kim Fernandez said...

(((Alien)))

Anonymous said...

That sounds completely disgusting! Hope you get your junk food fix soon.

EE said...

Organic Cocoa Puffs?!?!?

((((your body))))

Blech!

Belynda said...

I have this awful taste in my mouth just thinking about Organic Cocoa Pebbles...YUCK!

Glad you're back...I've been missing your posts!

Tink said...

Ok, here's the plan. You need to buy a box of regular Cocoa Crispies and fill the organic box with them. Or we can all start sending you secret packages of junk food disguised as things hubby wont nose into... like tampons.

Susie said...

OK, that just sounds gross. Even Anthony, Mr. Fitness and health wouldn't buy fake cereal.