Friday, April 20, 2007

OK! OK! I'm here!...

Sheesh, you people are a pain in the ass! LOL!

OK. So now I'm here and don't really know what to say. LOL! Uhhh... I guess I could update you on a few things going on here.

** Grace went fishing for the first time last weekend. She was SOOOO excited to go and she and Steve had a blast! She looked so freakin' cute in her little camoflauge pants and new rubber boots. They caught a bunch of fish and Grace can't wait to go again.

** When I showed Steve that picture up there of him and Grace, I commented that I liked it because he looks really HOT in it. He said (and I quote), "I do look hot in it," and walked away. OK, dude. We really need to work on your self-esteem issues because obviously yours is pretty low. [rolling eyes]

** I kept Grace home from school on Wednesday morning to take her to her first ever dentist appointment. I pumped her up, calmed her nerves, brushed the hell out of her teeth, etc. We even got there 10 minutes early (which NEVER happens for me). We sat down and that's when the receptionist said, "Um, Grace's appointment is next Wednesday." Shit. [sigh] So then I had to take her to school (late) and explain what happened to the lady in the office. When Grace got home, I asked her if she told her teacher what happened. She said, "Well, when I went in, she asked me how my dentist appointment was. I just told her that my mom said it's next week instead. I didn't say, 'My mom's a big, fat dork.'" LOL! Gotta love that kid.

** I'm PISSED about Survivor last night. Why do all the hot guys always get voted off? Dreamz is an ASS and I can't stand the dude. And Boo, I hate to admit, is starting to look rather hot now that he's lost some weight and has more scruff. (I can't believe I just admitted that.)

** Does anyone here watch that new show "October Road"? Oh my god! I LOVE it! Of course, this means it will probably get cancelled, just like every other show I love. "Six Degrees," "The Nine," and that short-lived controversial one with the minister dude are just a few shows off the top of my head that got cancelled. Bastards.

** Tomorrow night at 8:00 PM, I will be sitting just 13 rows away from Taylor Hicks! I'm so excited! He's performing about 4 miles up the road from us so Steve and I and my parents are all going. WOOHOO! Soul patrol, baby!!!

** I spent all flippin' week doing tax crap. First it was for our federal taxes. Then it was for Steve's quarterly taxes for his employees. And now we have to start sending money directly to child support for Steve's waste of an employee who wasn't paying his ex for their son. Great. Like we need to deal with that shit too on top of all the other ridiculous paper work we have. Shithead. Stop spending all your money on beer and pot and start giving it to your poor kid. Asswad.

** I was driving in front of the biggest dickhead EVER yesterday coming down a mountain. I was already going over the speed limit by a bit and this guy still felt the need to drive up my ass the entire time. I would normally have brake-checked the guy, but even the lightest tap would've sent him into the back of my car and clean through the front windshield. See? This is why I don't like to leave my house.

Uhhh... that's all I can think of right now. Is that enough? LOL! Maybe I'll update again later. But god knows, it's not really my strong suit, so don't hold your breath waiting or anything. ;)

9 comments:

Mary said...

I'm still jealous about you getting to see Taylor Hicks....

and I'll admit--yeah they voted off one of the hotties on survivor, but those "4 horsemen" were starting to piss me off with how cocky they were...I thought it was funny that Dreamz voted for Mookie though...did they forget to tell him to vote for Edguardo?

hope you have a much better weekend this weekend with all that tax shit behind ya!

mamatulip said...

Dreamz is a fucktard. Seriously. What a catty bitch he is. He drive me nuts.

Chelle said...

I was so ticked about Survivor last night too. I wanted to throw my computer at the television, and was so mad at Dreamz. Hopefully, karma will kick him in the butt! Now, I am afraid Alex is next! CRAP! (Oh, and Boo is pretty hot).

I watched "The Nine" too. I think that is why I am afraid to get into any shows now because they always get canceled. Now, I am going to always wonder what happened in that bank! :)

(Oh, and Steve does look good in that picture, but don't tell him I said that or he'll get a bigger head)

Tink said...

Prime example of how women and men differ. Women are all like, "Ewwww. My face looks fat in that picture. Do I have love handles? Do you think I can photoshop that zit off my nose?" Guys don't even bother primping and they think every picture is worthy of GQ.

Kimmykay said...

Woo-Hoo! A post ... SHE IS ALIVE!

I'm jealous about the Taylor Hicks sing a long. You will blog about that right? LOL.

I love Grace. Charlottes new thing to tell me when she goes to the bathroom "I have to be careful cause I have a tiny butt. I won't fall in when I get a big butt like yours, Mommmy" Thanks chicky

Kimmykay said...

Oh, and survivor... I think they didn't tell Dreamz cause they really don't trust him (who would). If I was him, I would feel too cocky about where he is in all this.

You have to admit it made for good TV.

Sara said...

You totally crack me up! I swear we are related somewhere down the line! The story about the dentist - I do that ALL of the time!! LOL! Thanks for all of the PSE help, you ROCK!

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