Alien's ABCs...

Accent: I don't think I have one. But I know I still use a lot of Pennsylvania Dutch words and intonations when I speak.

Booze: Duh. Beer.

Chore I Hate: Scrubbing the litterboxes. Not scooping out the crap. That I can deal with. I mean scrubbing the litterboxes. Ick.

Dogs/Cats: Two cats - Salinger and Cooter

Essential Electronics: My laptop and my TV

Favorite Perfume: Happy by Clinique

Gold/Silver: Silver (or white gold)

Hometown: Hicksville, PA

Job Title: Technical Writer, Mom, and Homemaker (how gay of a word is that? LOL!)

Kids: Two girls, Grace and Hannah

Lies Told: Oh god, I tell so many. LOL! I guess most of them involve money though when talking to Steve.

Most Admired Trait: Uhhh... I dunno. I can say something really stupid most of the time and make you thankful you're not me? LOL!

Number of Sexual Partners: Currently? One. Total? No effing clue.

Phobia: Drowning, heights, and my parents finding out I smoke.

Quote: "Well-behaved women rarely make history." - Laurel Thatcher Urich

Religion: Lutheran (although I never, ever go to church and have a problem with organized religion in general)

Siblings: One older brother and one younger sister (It's hard to believe I'm the middle child, isn't it? LOL!)

Time to Wake Up: 6:00 AM [sigh] This is my children's choice, not mine. I'd prefer closer to 8:00.

Unusual Talent: I can fit my entire fist in my mouth and I can french inhale my cigarette smoke (is that unusual?).

Vegetable You Hate: All of them.

Worst Habit: Smoking, drinking, and picking my nose.

X-rays: My face (when I smashed my nose), my ankles, and my head.

Yummy Dishes I Make: Chicken kiev (although rarely), crockpot pierogies (although there isn't much "making" involved, and a strawberry cream cheese dessert.

Zodiac: Taurus