Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Boobs, Bandanas, and Bowling...

What more could you ask for really?

Alrighty, first we'll discuss my husband's anal retentiveness. To say he's an annoying person to live with is an understatement. Everything has to be exact and perfect and neat. Drives me mad.
So, here we have the shelving unit in his office that holds all of his work clothes. Now what guy puts their work jeans in piles that neat. Freaky, I tell ya.


And here we have some of his drawers (no pun intended). Please note how ALL of his T-shirts are folded to be the exact same size and then stacked neatly in his drawer. FREAK!!!

OK. Now on to more interesting things... like my boobs. Folks, I can assure you that my rack is no where NEAR as large as this T-shirt makes them appear. Honestly. But needless to say, this is my favorite shirt that I own. Thank you Hollister. Thank you very, very much. :)

And last but not least, the Fran shirt and the racing bandana. Once again, special thanks to Katherine for the bowling shirt. I really DO plan to wear it in public. Perhaps with the racing bandana...


42 comments:

  1. Liked the shirt!! Wow!
    ;-)

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  2. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Chickie, you ROCK! You in the Fran shirt w/ the bandana is awesome. I am laughing so hard.

    And wowsas! Your boobs look as big as my new ones do!!!! Holy cow. I swear to god if I sent you a pic of mine from that same angle they would look identical! (Course having actually seen them up close and personal IRL I have always told you that if my teeny tiny rack had been as nice as yours I would have not felt the need to "upgrade" mine. LMAO!)

    If Steve stumbles across this someday, is going to be miffed to see his anal like perfect drawers here? LMAO! *snort*

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  3. EE: No, he won't. First of all, he WON'T ever stumble upon this. Of this, I can assure you. Second of all, no, he wouldn't care. He'd be proud and say that EVERYONE'S drawers should look like this and that he's setting a fine example.

    (And c'mon, you've met Steve. He doesn't get mad about stuff like that. LOL!)

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  4. 1. I worship you. You totally pull off the racing bandana and bowling shirt.
    2. OMG about your hubby's drawers. Huh. That sounded kind of dirty. I really wish he'd hire out to do outher people's. Mine look like the clothes are trying to escape out of the top. Which they might be. Hmmm.

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  5. Oh, can I just say how deeply disturbed I am at how quickly you all saw these photos. I just posted them like 3 minutes ago. WTH? Were you all sitting there refreshing your screens every 5 seconds, or what? LOL! Don't you all have WORK to do? PIMP!

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  6. LMAO, yes, that's EXACTLY what I was doing. No, my computer's been wonky all morning. I JUST got it all put back together and it's working. I just happened to go to your blog and see you had posted them.

    It's gb that I think was refreshing HIS screen every 2.8seconds to make sure he didn't miss them. ;) LMAO

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  7. LOL EE! Yes, it was a little odd. I posted these and then clicked back to my email and GB's comment was already there. Hmmm...

    ((((GB's Boss Paying Him Good Money to Check Blogs All Day))))

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  8. Oh, and as much as I wanted to take a pic of myself in the same pose as my avatar so you could see the uncanny resemblance (LOL), I just couldn't make that serious face without pissing myself laughing so hard. So um, you're all shit out of luck for that one. LOL!

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  9. OMFG I would have *pissed* myself if you had taken it in that position....that same position as your av, in the Fran shirt, w/ the bandana would have killed me. LMAO!!!!!!

    Ummm, so you should go try again....

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  10. I don't know about good money...........ha ha! No, I just got lucky when I logged on that you had posted the pics!

    Would have liked to seen that avatar pose too! LOL

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  11. Oh no EE... I was going to COMPLETELY recreate that pose... tank top, hair pulled back, Fuck Me Face. Sorry. It just couldn't be done... LOL!

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  12. *snort* gb....you "just got lucky" uh huh.......LMAO

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  13. Well NOW that I know you were going to COMPLETELY reinact the entire av, I so want you to do it! Come on......... ;)

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  14. OMFG. I can't. I DO see some of you in person every year at the pig roast, remember? (And possibly more of you this year.) LMFAO!

    [sigh] OK, maybe I will later. LOL!

    (And "GB got lucky..." SNORT!)

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  15. Well, either way, I'll just have to insist you do when I "see" you this summer. LOL

    I'll reinact mine if you do your yours? ;)

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  16. Actually, I don't think I'd have a problem doing it in person. It's taking a picture of it and then posting it here for like, ever, where people can view it whenever they'd like that I have a problem with. LMAO!

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  17. No, that's my point. You can do it, I'll take pictures, and then I'll post them all over for everyone to see. LMAO

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  18. OK, OK, let's see both of you do it! Make our day!
    ;-)

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  19. 1. WOW. I can't believe Steve's drawers. I should post pics of Dave's closet and drawers. Steve would have a seizure.

    2. LOVE THE BOWLING SHIRT. Love it!!!

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  20. Great pics!!

    That is hysterical that Katherine sent you her shirt!! That rocks!!

    Your boobs look HUGE!!

    What the hell size are you?????
    Steve's drawers..so jealous, I have to bug my husband to keep our room neat, never mind organizing his clothes!!

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  21. LMAO Slacker Mom. What size boobs? Or what size in general? LOL!

    My boobs are borderline B/C (I'd say closer to C.) I SWEAR to god, other than in that shirt, they DON'T look that big. LOL!

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  22. LOL! Hey now, Kris! Let's not start any rumors! Those boobs are 100% real! EE's the big fake one. LOL! ;)

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  23. I openly admit that I bought and paid for these babies and I wouldn't trade them for ANYTHING! I *LOVE* my big boobs! ;)

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  24. Real or not, makes no difference....big boobs are awesome!!
    ;-)

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  25. ...........but then again, ALL boobs are awesome!!
    (I know, typical male response, what can I do?)

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  26. No...I'm in complete agreement. Boobs are awesome!

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  27. nice rack Alien!! That is seriously one flattering shirt..you should get a whole bunch just like it.
    LOL at you in the bowling shirt and bandana.

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  28. I need you to pick me up about 100 of those shirts....I need all the help I can get...

    Ahh, screw it...boobs are over-rated, right?(except EE's...I must say they are top of the line, even if she didn't let me give them a squeaze...LOL)

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  29. I'm sending the tree guys to your house.


    And DH's dresser drawers look just like Steve's. It's mind-blowing.

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  30. OMG! your 'nockers look huge! i'm so ordering a shirt from there!

    i can't believe katherine sent you the shirt! that rocks!

    my husband's work clothes stayed in a pile until he either a) wore them again, dirty! ew! or b)i got tired of the smell and threw them away

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  31. I keep coming back to look at you in the Fran shirt and racing bandana.

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  32. Nice tata's! And the shirt and bandana combo ROCKS!!

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  33. Love the shirt. Steve is freaky but can he come do my laundry! And every time I see the word Bandana I see the word Banana. I thought the shirt had banana's on them. sigh. I need new glasses.

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  34. Guys, I am TOTALLY convinced that the reason my rack looks so large in that shirt is because of the material it's made out of. It's really weird. LOL!

    I ordered it online. It said it was 100%. But when I got it in the mail, I was like WTH? It totally feels and looks like gauze. It's actually kind of see-through until you put it on. It's sooo hard to explain, but I swear it's the reason it makes my boobies look big. LOL!

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  35. I have several shirts a lot like that. They scream BOOBS. I love them. ;)

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  36. Long live the see-through gauze boobie enhancer shirts.

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  37. NICE RACK, DORK!!! (WHAT is with the bowling shirt???) And WTH is GB?? FIll me in, please!

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  38. LOL T!

    OK, so my crazy, drinking-milk-out-of-bags, toothpaste hatin' Canadian friend, Katherine (from my "other board") posted a few weeks ago that her charming DH had lovingly hand-picked that bowling shirt for her and brought it home.

    http://sorrysoldout.blogspot.com/2006/01/why-i-prefer-it-when-dave-buys-me-pop.html

    She hated it (WHY, I don't know), and I commented that I thought it was cool. And much to my delight, it magically appeared in my mailbox this week. LOL!

    And now that I'm typing this, I realize that tomorrow's project will be to take yet another picture of myself, wearing that dimented Oompa Loompa shirt you sent me. Damn freaks... every one of ya! LOL!

    And GB is our token "Friend with a Penis." He stumbled upon our blogs and is now a charming contributor to our conversations. I know nothing else about the crazy dude. ;)

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  39. You forgot to add that he's married yet keeps things interesting on our blogs. ;)

    LMAO

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