1) A 120-pound pig and 4 turkeys is exactly the amount of meat you need for a pig roast. We have a few tiny pieces of turkey left over (like 5 bites maybe), but that's it.
2) The worst feeling in the world is waking up 4 hours after you went to bed and realize you're still totally trashed and that it's going to be a looooong day.
3) It was a looooong day today. (But at least I didn't have a headache.)
4) Don't tell a guy he looks like "a faggot" unless you want to get cold cocked right in the face. (And deservedly so.)
5) Steve is a very, very funny guy.
6) To Steve's aunt who left and took with her that kick ass looking dessert made of graham crackers and chocolate and pudding and stuff... you suck. I didn't get to eat any and I'm still pissed about it.
7) I'm too tired to think of anymore. Sorry gang. I have GOT to get some sleep...
I believe the comment was "littlt queer" but maybe he was talking shit more than once....
ReplyDeleteMary?! How drunk was *I* that I didn't even *know* you were still awake to witness the "fun" (I use this term incredibly loosely)
ReplyDeleteAnd umm, yeah, I heard faggot too.
shaking head
Mary,
ReplyDeletePolo Boy called Steve yesterday to apologize for fighting and he told Steve that the reason what's-his-name punched him is because as he was walking away, Polo Boy said, "You look like a faggot with that diamond earring..."
EE,
She wasn't awake. Polo Boy called him queer WAY before the fight. ;)
The graham cracker/pudding/chocolate thing is a cooking light recipe, and it's amazingly good. I'll email it to ya. Very easy to make, too.
ReplyDelete(Yeah, I shoulda been at the roast. Uh huh. Me and my Odyssey...)
hey if Kim gives you that recipe you better pass it along to me cause i was pissed i missed that dessert too.
ReplyDeleteAnd Mary hadn't passed out yet...it was after the fight she passed out and died on the couch.
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ReplyDeleteHow can I be at the exact same event yet not even know other words were being exchanged before Polo boy was jumped???
ReplyDeleteGeena was right. I was awake for the scuffle, but I think I headed to bed about an hour later.
ReplyDeleteEE when you and Geena and I were sitting and talking to polo boy, he made a comment about doug being a nothing, a little queer. That was when I asked him if he knew yhou were married. Then the fight didn't happen for quite awhile after that.
And Geena, I didn't die. Dead people don't snore *snort* YOU try sleeping for about 3 hours one night in addition to 9 hours of airplane time plus 3 hours of bus time, and then drink and stay awake ;) Me was TIRED. Though I do feel saddened for missing the fun pics that happened after I went to bed. Though you should all be happy I didn't flash anyone ;) heheheh
*I* told Polo guy I was married! And who to! I wasn't leading the guy on, just FLIRTING.
ReplyDeleteOh I know, I am totally on your side. Just because someone flirts with you doesn't mean they want to do you, ya know? but he apparently DOESN'T know that ;)
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