Monday, September 26, 2005

Highlights of the Day (Monday 9.26.05)

1) Hannah woke up at 5:00 AM due to another damn diaper leak. Stupid, stupid bodily fluids!

2) It was too close to her normal wake up time to put her back to sleep. Dammit to hell...

3) Hannah's screaming at 5:30 AM (because I wouldn't let her put on the button down shirt she found in the dirty laundry basket), awakened poor Grace and put me in a foul mood right from the start. (Jesus kid, at least let me have my coffee first...)

4) Was told by 4 or 5 "friends" that I went and got myself knocked up (not those of you that commented here). I am NOT pregnant!!!!!

5) Wondered how such a small child like Hannah can cause such a large amount of aggrevation and frustration.

6) Hannah peed twice on the potty tonight and twice on our backporch.

7) Had a revelation that allowing your naked child to hang out and pee on your backporch while you smoke a cigarette and talk to a friend on the phone probably isn't the classiest thing you could do.

8) Decided I didn't care.

9) Made dinner tonight that ended up with a rather um, interesting, taste.

10) Just squished a little bug on my screen that wouldn't GO THE HELL AWAY!!!!

11) Was annoyed (and yet titilated) when "Prison Break" flashed "To Be Continued..." on the bottom of the screen at 10:00. Damn, I hate that. I don't have the patience to wait another week to find out what happens. Don't these people know that?

12) Decided that whoever came up with the whole "To Be Continued" concept for television shows is a pure genius from a marketing/ratings standpoint.

13) Grace ate pickles and string cheese at 9:30 this morning. That's just wrong. Freak.

6 comments:

Di said...

I noticed there were a few diaper leaks in your blog posts. Maybe you should change diapers or cut the liquids out an hour before bed. Yikes, you probably have to change all the sheets and everything. I HATE when that happens!

Allison said...

I do have to change the sheets. But since I never discover it until the morning, at least it's not a middle-of-the-night thing. LOL!

Yeah, and um, I think the diaper leaks are occuring because she's waking up in the middle of the night lately, and I've found the quickest way to get her back to sleep is to shove a bottle in her face. And yeah, she's over 2 years old. I suck. [blush] LOL!

EE said...

Are you sure the animals didn't pee on your porch????? ;)

LMAO, I *heart* Hannah, only bc the more we talk the more I realize Haley and her would drive each other to an assylum.

Allison said...

No, my friend. Hannah and Haley would drive us to an assylum. ;)

EE said...

Very true. LOL

mamatulip said...

LOL!

((backporch))